KANYE'S DEAD?!? BRITNEY'S COOCH?!?

For the record..........Kanye isn't dead. I don't know why everyone believes everything they read on the internet. Like if I said that I had 17 inch sausage, you wouldn't believe me......(racist assholes). So even though that dude that you met at a party 2 years ago updates his facebook status with "_____ is dead!!!", that doesn't mean it's true.

BUT BELIEVE THIS..............this track is good.
Kanye West. Britney Spears. Both alive. Both had/have similar buzzcuts. But only one has their genitals on the internet (which was such a letdown).

Download: Kanye West vs. Britney Spears - Touch 3 Skies (The White Panda Mash)

MAJOR LAZER

I will bet you my left testicle that this shit is going to blow up on the scene if it hasn't already. Major Lazer (aka Diplo and Switch) have been ripping it up for the past few months, so enjoy my cornucopia of musical delights. Happy Thanksgive'r!

Download: Major Lazer feat. Ricky Blaze and Nina Sky - Keep It Goin' Louder
Download: Major Lazer feat. Ricky Blaze and Nina Sky - Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix)

TIESTO ft. EMILY HAINES OF METRIC

Where is this coming from? Since when did Tiesto do collabs with artists like Tegan and Sara? and now, Emily Haines of Metric? luvzzzz it!

Download: Tiesto feat. Emily Haines - Knock You Out

What the fuck happened....?

Stefani Germanotta performing 'hollywood' at The Bitter End, circa 2006:



....and what she calls herself now...Lady Gaga. Just watch the first 10 seconds.