Showing posts with label Kanye West. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanye West. Show all posts

21 October 2009

KANYE'S DEAD?!? BRITNEY'S COOCH?!?


For the record..........Kanye isn't dead. I don't know why everyone believes everything they read on the internet. Like if I said that I had 17 inch sausage, you wouldn't believe me......(racist assholes). So even though that dude that you met at a party 2 years ago updates his facebook status with "_____ is dead!!!", that doesn't mean it's true.

BUT BELIEVE THIS..............this track is good.
Kanye West. Britney Spears. Both alive. Both had/have similar buzzcuts. But only one has their genitals on the internet (which was such a letdown).

Download: Kanye West vs. Britney Spears - Touch 3 Skies (The White Panda Mash)

01 June 2009

SIIK


No, I'm not talking like a hockeyboy.
I'm talking about Siik, the guy who made the world's WORST song.......into a good song. Now you might think, "W-T-F mate?". Well STFU and just listen to this shit. For some reason, all the girls seem to love the song, Single Ladies, by Beyonce. I don't know why. I think it's absolute garbage (although I do agree that JT looks smokin' in that unitard). But lo and behold, Siik comes to the rescue, by resurrecting this massacre of a song. Siik also remixes Good Life by Kanye West, but he just makes a great song even better.

So get ready to jizz in your pants when you hear what Siik turned Single Ladies into.
And also, I know lots of you have heard me play these songs a long time ago, but I felt it was time to unleash the beast to the e-world. These are a little more relaxing than most of the other bumpin' remixes....but deal with it.

Download: Beyonce - Single Ladies (Siik Remix)
Download: Kanye West feat. T-Pain - Good Life (Siik Remix)