05 August 2009

M-I-A-M-I


Hey gang,

I'm currently in the land of fake titties, frosted tips, and thong underpants. Apparently there's a shortage of medium and large sized shirts, because every guy here wears size S shirts. I'm stuck with listening to the same 8 songs on every single radio station in the 305. Everyone loves Pitbull, Keri Hilson, and whatever else Ryan Seacrest plays for them.


So I'm following suit by posting up a song that I could totally imagine a straight up douchebag listening to in his 3-series with limo-tinted windows. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outisde! haaaaaa!

D-bag David Caruso FTW!

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